Just saw on ESPN that Kobe and Shaq were co-MVP's of the NBA All-Star game yesterday (the day after Valentines Day).
Kobe and Shaq are non-men.
Look at the video of them at the post-game press conference and ask yourself, what kind of MAN would make nice with someone who rapped at a NYC club, "Kobe, what my ass taste like?" and what kind of MAN would rap publicly about another nominal man performing analingus on him, presumably under coercion? Kobe hasn't pursed his lips like that since he "confessed" his sexual indiscretions to his wife at another notorious press conference. He was so effusive in his praise of Shaq I thought he was about to say, "And his ass taste good!"
Maybe Shaq bought him a $3 million ring.
If you're about to scream "homophobic" re-read what I've written. I'm not calling them gay men, I'm calling them non-men. (Nor do they measure up to the standard of a woman with integrity.)
It's something to think about the next time Stuart Scott or another ESPN shill starts yakking about how tough NBA players are. What the hell is a "power dunk" or a "power rebound"? The ball weighs less than a pound!
The idea of NBA players as physically strong and menacing died in the "Malice in the Palice" All-Disgrace game, when "the best athletes in the world" couldn't inflict a bruise on drunk, unsuspecting fans. So now the ESPN and SI and other shills for the NBA have to talk as if the ball weighs 350 pounds.
Speaking of something that is inflated and actually does weigh 350 pounds, did anyone see Shaq's feckless attempt to do a pull-up on the rim? He couldn't budge his own weight.
When Herr Jordan retired the first time the NBA was desperate for a replacement "best athlete ever" (because actually shooting the ball through the hoop is not "athletic"), so they stopped calling offensive fouls. The result: Shaquille O'Neal, Superstar.
By the way, anyone count the number of steps some playaz took to the hoop? The first time Lebron drove "hard to the hoop" yesterday, he took so many steps with the ball in his hand--I counted four--that even the announcers, the ultimate shills for David Stern's fraudulent "game," joked that it must have been Lebron's "crab dribble"--"King" James's name for his version of travelling.
If the NBA, with it's individualized rules and corrupt refs, were boxing, it would be investigated by state athletic associations.
Raging Bullwinkle's only interest in basketball, as it has been for the last 15 years, is as a model for street thugs. Thugs repeat the lies of rappers and NBA stars. Happened again just last week when a thug who broke the leg of a 60+ year old man who tried to stop him from shoplifting claimed the victim actually fell "on his own" because "I perfected my basketball skills. I went right, I went left, I went right, and he fell."
This thug, by the way, was a European born white, so if you reached for your brown crayon that's on you.
If fat Shaq can be the world's strongest man and highest jumper and formerly bestest athlete, despite the total lack of supporting evidence, why couldn't Euro-Thug claim to be a great "baller"? Not long ago an obese 5' 3" thug (if you took your Mahogony crayon out of the Crayola box you can use it now) told me he was going to play in the NBA. And why shouldn't he think I'd believe that?
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Yesterday Buffalo Bill Marshawn Lynch was sitting in a car with two of his boyz when the cops found him in possession of a loaded handgun.
Can we call them The Lynch Mob?
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“Traveling” and “mahogany” were misspelled in that last post. Raging Bullwinkle apologizes.
ReplyDeleteRager, you know you can't use the word "lynch" anymore. That word is so NOT PC.
ReplyDeleteNevermind that the word derived its meaning well before it became a thing to do to southern blacks in the 20th Century.
The word means, loosely, the "organized but unauthorized punishment of suspected criminals". Something Bush and Chaney know all too well.
But if this Blog was an on-air radio station, you'd probably be "lynched" for using it.